One Weird Family 2

~Perfect Parent~

Kim Possible snapped out of her daze and put her fists up again. "Stop fooling around Shego! Hand over the child you just kidnapped and we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Your choice."

Shego stood and the child hid behind her, afraid of the red head who busted down the door unexpectedly. "Really Kimmie? Me? Kidnapping a little brat? Hah!" Shego laughed, causing the hero to raise an eyebrow. "You can take her, but we can do this the hard way. I was itching for a fight."

With that, Shego flared her hands and launched herself at Kim. They both fell with a thud and rolled on the floor, trying to hit each other. The little girl grew worried for Shego. Was she fighting the other woman to protect her? She was confused and just wanted the fighting to stop. So she ran toward the two who were still fighting and yelled. Of course the only word she knew so far.

"Chocolate!" The hero and villain ignored the child, so she tried pulling Shego who was currently straddling Kim's hips. The green woman lifted up her hand the scratch the hero, but accidentally scratch the poor girl.

Both of them stopped fighting when they heard the girl yell in pain. Her right cheek was bleeding a bit from Shego's claws, and she cried as she covered it with her hand.

Shego cursed under her breath and got of Kim to tend to the child. "Sh-"

"Shego! Language!" Kim scolded like a mother, and earned herself a glare from the other woman.

"Fine! Sugar honey iced tea!" Shego said and knelt in front of the child. "Let me see."

The girl only cried more and scooted away from Shego, afraid that she was going to hurt her again. Shego felt a pain inside her when the child moved away. She frowned and tried to hold out her hand.

When the girl made no sign that she was going to come near Shego, Kim decided to step in. She joined Shego and the girl on the floor and slowly stretched her hand. "She didn't mean to hurt you. Let me check your cheek." Kim said softly, careful to not scare the girl.

The girl sniffed and looked at Kim. Her eyes met Shego's for a moment, but left as quickly as she made contact. She got up and ran to Kim and sobbed into her shirt. Shego stared as Kim comforted the crying child, and stood.

"I'll go get the first aid." She mumbled and left the two. She came back with the first aid and saw that Kim had cleaned the blood and the girl had stopped crying. But her red eyes showed evidence of the tears. Shego set the case down on the table and left the room.

It only took Kim a few minutes to tend to the small wound. She opened the case to find bandages, and giggled when she found little kid ones. There were ones with cute animals and even cuddle buddies. Who knew a big bad villain would have kiddy bandages? During her time tending to the child, Kim had created a small bond between them. She let the girl pick out a bandage, which was a cuddle buddy design.

"Wait here while I talk to Shego, okay?" Kim said to the girl who nodded. She patted the girl on the head and left the room to find Shego drinking coffee in the kitchen.

"Mind if I sit with you?" Kim asked. The villain shrugged, and she took it as a yes.

The green woman took a sip of her coffee and set it back down, staring into the dark brown liquid to avoid the other woman's eyes. "I didn't kidnap her." She finally said.

"Then..." Kim started.

"I found her outside in the rain when I was coming home."

"Oh." Was all Kim said. "So she's homeless?"

"Guess so. Seeing how she was dressed and everything." She paused for a second. "Damn I'm getting soft."

Kim laughed when the villain said that last part. Shego looked up from her cup and glared. "That's not funny."

"Haha, I'm sorry Shego." Kim apologized with a smile and the other woman just huffed.

Silence came over them, but it was a comfortable silence. Kim stared at the other woman when she thought she wasn't looking. She though about how they would make good friends if Shego had stopped being a villain. She thought they'd make great friends. Seeing how Shego was when she was Miss Go. She really missed those days.

"You can take her." Shego said, startling Kim from her thoughts.

"Huh?"

"You can take her." Shego repeated, now looking at Kim. "I don't make a good par...er person to take care of a kid."

"I guess I should. I'll find out where her parents are, or if she even has any. If not, then I'll have to send her to an orphana-"

"No!" Shego yelled suddenly. "I mean...no. Don't send her to an orphanage."

Kim blinked. Why not? They bother couldn't afford to take care of a child because of what they do. "Well, then what else can we do?"

"Why don't you adopt her?"

"Me?"

"Doi."

"I uh...well. You know the whole..."

Shego sighed. "Yeah I know, the whole hero thing."

"How about I take her in until I find her a real home? We can take turns taking care of her when the other is out doing stuff." Kim suggested. The green villain looked deep in thought about the suggest. Her eyebrows furrowed a bit until she came up with a reply.

"Alright. I guess that's the only way." Shego agreed.

"Well since that's settled, I guess I should get going. Sorry for breaking your door." Kim said and stood to leave. Shego followed her and they bother saw how bad the storm was getting.

Shego really wished today hadn't happened. "Wanna stay here until the storm is over?" She said in a bored tone, mentally punishing herself for being soft the whole day.

"Please and thank you." Kim smiled and Shego rolled her eyes as she walked away.

"I'll go get you and Chocolate pillows and blankets."

"Chocolate?" Kim asked.

"Chocolate!" The little girl said. She didn't look sad anymore and perked up at the word.

"Ohh." Kim said, finally getting why Shego had said Chocolate.

Shego came back with pillows and blankets but found out she'd only need one. Kim and Chocolate and fallen asleep together on the couch. The kid was probably scared of the storm. She thought to herself and went over to the two sleeping girls. Kim looked like she was protecting her own child from the storm, and thought about how much she would fit at being a mother. Shego never could see herself as one.

The green villain laid a blanket over the two and gently picked up their heads to put a pillow under them. She slowly put their heads back down on the pillow and gazed down at them. Shego thought about the word she was about to say earlier when discussing about Chocolate earlier. Parent. She thought.

I'm not the perfect parent, but Kimmie would be a perfect one.